The programmers brain-gremlins

I tend to come across this decease mostly in the java environment, but I believe it to be a more general problem, occurring in our industry.

The symptoms look a bit like this:

“I started writing that piece of code we need, but I have to satisfy this rules of the Foo-Tool we are using.”, says Karl Coder as he meets his college Brian Brainy around the coffee-machine.

“Well, but at least you are getting some benefit from using the tool, right?” replies Brian, who joined the team only recently and isn’t yet that familiar with the setting. He recognizes the look on Karl’s face and immediately adds: “I mean, why else would you use it, right?”

Karl sighs. “I don’t know. I cannot really say why we use it. It’s clearly the new hot thing, since all the other companies are using it, but I don’t quite see why. I’m shure it’s good for something, but at the moment I have so much pain with it.”

“Well, ok. So we just get rid off it; problem solved.” says Brian who is a bit of a lighthearted guy and smiles. “What’s the big deal?”

Brian can see Karl’s eyes grow bigger in terror. “No, we cannot do that. It is a good tool; every other company uses it. I am simply not intelligent enough, to comprehend it’s full value.
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